i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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