quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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