Don't make out with my wife yet
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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