Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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