i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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