Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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