The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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