Your dad touched me again.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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