Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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