i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize