Its about making memories worth repressing
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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