Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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