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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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(805): before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was. http://tfl.nu/5vrd

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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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(813): No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want. http://tfl.nu/m7ba

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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.

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(619): We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling. http://tfl.nu/8xvz

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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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(+07): tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? http://tfl.nu/7v50

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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.

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(914): I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired. http://tfl.nu/rh17

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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?

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(678): thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right? http://tfl.nu/2evi

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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.

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(912): Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother. http://tfl.nu/sdoi

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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.

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(440): Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful. http://tfl.nu/5zj3

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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.

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(812): Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding. http://tfl.nu/ofow

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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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(570): They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier. http://tfl.nu/s3gh

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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian

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(970): This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian http://tfl.nu/y4qc

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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!

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(609): So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!! http://tfl.nu/jit9

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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.

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(978): I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again. http://tfl.nu/29ts

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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.

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(203): Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life. http://tfl.nu/hv3j

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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.

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(816): Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire. http://tfl.nu/gpak

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