no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize