no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i now understand why vodka
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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