were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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