Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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