The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I forget how to act sober
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