There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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