you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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