Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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