these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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