If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I intend to get homeless drunk
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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