we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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