i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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