thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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