I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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