Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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