we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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