The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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