hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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