I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
high people should be assigned attendants
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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