We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
is it fun? or sober?
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