we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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