Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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