your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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