just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize