About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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