I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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