no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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