Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm too high and old for this...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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