i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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