And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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