Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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