Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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