I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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