my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We have started to decorate penises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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