and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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