This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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