This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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